help jimbulger collect all the vpilf’s he can!!! avoid creepy tweener american hero NastiaLiukin!!! baby izza is around 2 help & buttercat will supervise. (Tags: alaska, bulger, buttercat, izza, jim, jimbulger, liukin, misswasilla1984, Nastia, nastialiukin, palin)

Have you ever heard the term: “Stop it, or i’ll blast you off to Alaska!!!” Haha, well I have, and in this VERY DANGEROUS game of ping pong, two siblings, Avalanche, boy penguin in blue scarf and hat, and Popsicle, girl penguin in red bow, are penguins that seriously dont like each other as brother or sister, dude. Interviewers interview Popsicle, asking her what she thinks about Her bro, Avalanche. She replies as she puts down her hot cocoa mug in astonishment:”Are you seriously kidding me?? I’d rather trade him in for a yeti, better then.. BIG FOOT!!! He’s so fat, i wouldn’t be surprised if he gets turned into Alcatraz someday, SNOWBOARDING IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY’S HOUSE MUST BE A CRIME!!” Interviewers interview Avalanche, as he puts down his snowboard with a chuckle: Dude, Dude, Dude… Are you seriously joking?!?! I mean dude, she wears an oversized pink bow on her head!! -interviewer says: its red- Whatever!! RED bow on her head, and stays inside to read and drink hot cocoa everyday instead of being outside Boarding!! Her cocoa isn’t really cocoa, she is!! And she says she worries about how fat she’ll turn, she’s drinking cocoa for penguin’s sakes!!!” Two sides of a very big argument. Now these two penguins are battling it out to both their game..: PING PONG!! With a twist… Their using a bomb!!! “Loser gets blasted off to alaska, where he should stay, I hear the yeti’s are not very friendly their.. Good!! Buh-Bye Avalanche cause your getting blasted off, if you think you can beat me at my own game… you’ve got something coming!!” says confident Popsicle. “Haha, seriously she will be the one getting blasted off to alaska, MAYBE she will get PAMPERED correctly there, I mean even though she plays ping pong, she will stay NO chance against me Dude… She’ll just worry about breaking a NAIL..Haha all I have to say is good luck Sissy, you’ll need it…”…. And as for you young player of this wonderful game, Good Luck, and YOU get to choose who gets blasted off to alaska.. the future is in your hands… So is a grape slushy, i mean who DOESNT like grape slushies cuz like.. I mean : On with the game!!! (Tags: alaska, Exploding Bomb, EXPLOSION BLASTS!!, penguins)

Match all of the Iditarod themed cards! (Tags: alaska, dog, husky, iditarod)

Race through the Alaskan Wilderness to finish the Ititarod! (Tags: alaska, dogs, iditarod, race, sled)